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Yes

You live and learn. At any rate, you live

I dunno, I make dumber ones pretty regularly 😅

That's probably what we call a "mistake"

And I didn't ask to be here in the first place

The diet; the microplastics that you eat, drink and breathe; the endocrine disruptors that you huff from your home's PCB-finished wood floor, or dishwasher detergent buildup inside you; extremely hygienic environments which make for overeager immune systems; pollution; the pesticides that Monsanto assured you are totally safe and go great with their proprietary genemodded sterile cereals which they also assure are totally safe; the near-eternal organofluorides you get exposed to because there's a chemical plant 100km upriver with a gung-ho attitude towards waste disposal, and all the slightly scratched Teflon pans you kept using because it's fine; or the trillion other things we're doing to fuck up just about literally everything that lives anywhere on this planet, including our own sorry asses

I'm middle-aged so I've already had more than my fair share of fun (I'm great at taking the 'fun' out of 'too much fun'), but I think my warranty expired a few years ago. I got a new and exciting autoimmune disorder and this stupid meat suit is almost literally self-destructing

Huh, interesting. Seems like something that wouldn't happen just with ostriches

Now that is a proper war bird. How fucking majestic would it be to ride into battle on a birbosaur like a moa‽

… hwat

Still screaming, but on the inside

Me too, and boy let me tell you, living for years is no fun at all