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Joke's on them, I won the robot dogs over with my pets and can turn the sentry turrets against the guards.

Boeing getting desperate with the distractions.

:(

"Alpha Genesis" is such a movie-villain company name, too. They call themselves "Primate Research Specialists."

First, they came for Wordpad, and I did not speak out--because I did not use Wordpad...

They didn't call it the Constitutional Cumvention for nothing.

You're gonna want to get some tweezers and collect those bad boys one-by-one, to be safe.

Earth is lovely, it's humanity I struggle with.

Sony boss asks customers to push back harder.

Took the words right out of my mouth.

I hope this doesn't affect my folders full of every Sega game rom ever.

Cockroaches are among my greatest fears. The fact that this has happened to multiple people is among the worst things I've ever learned.