I do!
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Face blindness is real and comes in different degrees
Same, Big Dog, same. Worse are the people who know details about your life and you don't even recognize their faces.
... saying your name and you just answer "hi"
No, only ambiguous bones that could be anything and are interpreted to be dinosaurs by old earth creationists making you believe the earth is older than a millennium. Most bones are actually from giants, unicorns and centaurs depending on the color.
Employers that don't make pizza parties...
True. That's why he never contradicts himself
By what definition? Is it really mutual intelligible? I speak neither but from what I know, the pronunciation differs hugely and the vocabulary since Russian is influenced by Old Church Slavonic while Ukrainian has many loan words from Polish (which more often than not originate in Germanic languages).
Also: Someone smart once that a language is a dialect with a navi and an army and Ukraine has both, even though Putin would wish they didn't
Putin made it clear that he doesn't consider Ukrainian a language
Early depictions show a T-shaped cross so arguably, Jesus himself was only 72% crucified
I prefere cash