midnight_puker

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Anon achieves optimal testosterone in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
Anon questions the KKK in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
[–] midnight_puker@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

I honestly don't think most Christians even think this deeply about their own faith.

I'm doing my part in c/fediverse@lemmy.world
[–] midnight_puker@sh.itjust.works 24 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

More often than not when I mention Lemmy to someone, it's after they've told me about something they saw on reddit and their reply is invariably, "what the fuck is Lemmy?"

I didn't hear no bell in c/memes@lemmy.ml
[–] midnight_puker@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Counterpoint: yes.

My brain can only handle so much Minecraft in c/memes@lemmy.ml
[–] midnight_puker@sh.itjust.works 28 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Annoying sounds should be the least of your worries about Roblox. That game is a cess pool of porn and Nazi shit. My kids aren't allowed to know it exists, let alone play it.

Anon has to pee in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
[–] midnight_puker@sh.itjust.works 7 points 6 months ago

Once I got so drunk that I opened up my closet and pissed into my laundry hamper.

thats crazy in c/memes@lemmy.ml
[–] midnight_puker@sh.itjust.works 36 points 7 months ago (8 children)

Yeah, but it's hot goss. What are we gonna do, not talk about it?

Anon fucks up in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
True work stories in c/memes@lemmy.ml
[–] midnight_puker@sh.itjust.works 9 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Code monkey very simple man

DuckDuckGo is down. Is there any info about it?? [EDIT: IS BACK] in c/technology@lemmy.world
[–] midnight_puker@sh.itjust.works 5 points 8 months ago

No, we just sell lemonade. But it's cold and it's fresh and it's all homemade.

Anon discovers a diet trick in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
[–] midnight_puker@sh.itjust.works 20 points 9 months ago

The other CBT might also be useful in this case.

Louisiana becomes 1st state to require the Ten Commandments be posted in classrooms in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] midnight_puker@sh.itjust.works 4 points 9 months ago

Hail Satan, and hail yourself!

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