mokus

joined 1 year ago

Please help. Need bail money ASAP. in c/memes@lemmy.ml

[–] mokus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 months ago

The trick with that test is that they’re not looking to see whether you can do it. They know you can’t. They’re looking to see whether you think you can. If you show signs of believing it’s possible, that’s probable cause for a search. If you believe you actually pulled it off, you’re drunk.

Disintegrate in c/memes@lemmy.ml

[–] mokus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 3 months ago (5 children)

What’s Elon?

Ruh oh, someone has gone over the line in c/memes@lemmy.ml

[–] mokus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 months ago

Just not that one

only two options in c/memes@lemmy.ml

[–] mokus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 7 months ago

My god it’s full of bees!

class war in c/memes@lemmy.ml

[–] mokus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 7 months ago

I spent way too long wondering what it could possibly mean to deduct your mortgage from your rent.

For the Discerning Geologist in c/memes@lemmy.ml

[–] mokus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 7 months ago

A white with basalt? How gauche.

Trolly problem solved any % WR in c/memes@lemmy.ml

[–] mokus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 7 months ago

Pick it up after he throws it and throw it back!

Trolly problem solved any % WR in c/memes@lemmy.ml

[–] mokus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Xyzzy

who would win: evil corp edition in c/memes@lemmy.ml

[–] mokus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 41 points 8 months ago

Epic rap battles of capitalism

Your silly warning cannot stop me in c/memes@lemmy.ml

[–] mokus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 8 months ago

I’m so glad all those emails don’t go to waste

This world is literally unplayable in c/memes@lemmy.ml

[–] mokus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 9 months ago

If he ever dies I fully expect this dialog to appear