I'm not sure why this is a big deal. We've all had Cthulhu as our Fed Ex delivery guy at one time or another.
morgan_423
AI totally understood the assignment, I see nothing to critique here.
Nerdy lisp activated
"Excuse me sir... have you heard about our lord and savior, Kahless the warrior king?"
Judging by the robes... Is this Trondalf?
This is exactly it. I glance at All on Lemmy for maybe 2% of my time here, primarily to see if I can discover a new community that I didn't previously know about to add to my collection.
But it's true. The real Lemmy experience is in your subscribed communities.
Pikachimic?
...And the King did decree for him to stand atop the seaside cliff, upon the occurrence of any stormy eve, to forewarn the vessels of the kingdom: beware, for the shoals are close at hand." - Chapter 7, The Legend of Lord Glowcrotch
Hmmm. One of his strings stops at the nut and another completely misses the posts, but I'm guessing that's because there are only two tuning pegs for four strings? I'm guessing someone pranked him by giving him that instrument? Must be a pain to tune that.
"Let me figure out which of the seven fingers on this hand I shall place this ring on... just a moment."
Burgers and orange juice, I can't think of a more iconic combination.
Gandalf: "Flies, you fools!"
Fellowship: Visibly confused due to lack of subject-verb agreement
Gandalf: "No, you idiots! I mean, you're literally flies! Why the hell are you walking all the way to Mordor?"
Looks like a foospinball machine.