morphballganon

Start with HL2 on normal difficulty. Then do 2E1 and 2E2 on normal difficulty.

Then repeat all of that on hard.

Then you'll be where I am. Never bothered with 1.

I assume one OLED for the family and then a portable per person

Stop. Don't buy anything yet.

What do you mean "one portable"? Do you mean a non-OLED Switch? Do you mean a Switch Lite? Do you mean a pair of Joy-Cons? Do you mean a single Joy-Con?

My family has 3 Switches. I bought a launch system, my wife bought another of that type, gave it to our kid, then bought an OLED for herself.

So, you don't need more Switches than the number of people (unless you're planning to host Animal Crossing treasure islands, which, you're probably not).

We had a Switch Lite, but it was redundant since we each had a regular/OLED, so we sold it.

Why not just start with one and go from there? Get the OLED if you're planning to primarily play handheld, or if faster loading times are super important to you.

... why?

Just go back to using the Reach engine

Completing school has less to do with intelligence than discipline

Maybe San Antonio has a trash monster problem.

He specified using pliers. Are there pliers in Minecraft?

The greentext specifies a carton, which suggests it's less than a gallon.

So she had a daughter at an age somewhere 9-14?

As long as you can back up your choice with a reason...

You won't impress someone simply by choosing their favorite and being unable to say why.

I like how you made it really easy to tell you're a troll, so my decision to block you comes with very little wasted energy, thanks

If a former President called me while I was in a room with talking person(s), I'd bring my phone to a bathroom and close the door for privacy.