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Elon Claims Humanity Will Never Make it To Mars if Trump Loses in c/technology@lemmy.world

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That's because he wants to climb to Mars on his pile of money, and right now it's not quite high enough

I hate brioche buns! in c/memes@lemmy.ml

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

He's not against buns, he's against brioche buns

After a former Game Informer staffer used the site's social channels to post their own statement on GI's closure, GameStop nukes the account. in c/games@sh.itjust.works

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 36 points 5 months ago

So, while someone from Game Informer wanted to inform people one last time, GameStop stopped it. I guess everyone has to be true to their name. Now let's see how many more game related things GameStop is going to stop.

Anon is a cowboy in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 93 points 6 months ago (5 children)

Illinois woman who called sheriff's office over possible intruder was killed by the police she called for help in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 35 points 6 months ago

911 is a different kind of suicide hotline

It's like the Bacon game, but funnier in c/memes@lemmy.ml

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 22 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I love you

I know, you piece of shit

Anon gets a nickname in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 115 points 7 months ago (3 children)

As awkward teenager at a party :

"hey Mike, go ask Emma if they like me."

"OK....... Hey Emma, do you like Cock?"

France considers approval of European chat control plan in c/technology@lemmy.world

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 25 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It's all a misunderstanding : as they are French, they're talking about cats!

Google layoffs: Sundar Pichai-led company fires entire Python team for ‘cheaper labour’ in c/technology@lemmy.world

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 11 points 9 months ago

They're just going to throw a few more projects on the Google graveyard then

YARRR in c/memes@lemmy.ml

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 95 points 9 months ago

Well, Ubisoft, you should be comfortable not owning my money then. Lead by example.

stay hydrated comrades in c/memes@lemmy.ml

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 20 points 9 months ago (2 children)

You do you, but I wouldn't drink that stuff

La Croix

Linux continues to be above 4% on the desktop in c/linux@lemmy.ml

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 1 points 9 months ago

As I own Komplete 14 Ultimate that's very good to hear! Thanks!