negativeyoda

Yes, then they become toddlers and anything besides pizza or chicken nuggets is you trying to poison them

Babies can eat knives if they're brave enough

"What could a banana possibly cost Michael? $10?"

It's really not that difficult to not buy from Walmart and Amazon. I'm not saying any retailer is ideologically pure and chill across the board but mom and pop shops sell 95% of what they do and the money stays in your community

The head guy self published something like a dozen AI generated books that he's selling on Amazon too

Even so, my friend's ti bike has stains on it that he can't get out sort of polishing/ brushing it

They're not really mentioning stitcher any more

So I've been clearing rooms backwards it seems

Instagram is absolute garbage compared to how it used to be. It's still massive. Once people are hooked, it's hard to wean them off. People were livid at reddit, but only a fraction of those who spoke up are here

Yeah, I'm going to come out okay when all is said and done. I never signed anything, but it helps to have asshole lawyers in your immediate family.

Suppose you put your career on hold to help put your spouse through school. They'll be earning 4 times what you are once they're out of grad school, so you have turned down promotions and the like to keep the 2 of you as well as your kid afloat and catered to their schedule and needs while they go through this.

Now your spouse wants to split with you once they're out of school. You'd hitched your wagon to them and hadn't planned for a future where you wouldn't be moving forward as a unit.

Because that's the position I'm in now. Dammed fucking right I feel entitled to some sort of support given promises and vows were made.

Gold diggers exist, sure... but get some life experience before some bullshit hot take about something you have zero experience with