Your honour, I asked her if she wanted to have it and she said no. I wasn't sure what that meant so I asked again. And to make things clearer I told her that "yes" and "maybe later" where the only options. She still didn't say yes, but after some time I decided that "later" had come. So I Azure you, I did nothing wrong.
neo
joined 6 months ago
I don't think being on Lemmy counts as reading and writing. hehe
Calling the police right now! /s
I would be so happy if there was a Linux version!
Thanks dog!
We need that template! 👷
The other guy never stood a chance! That's the power of the F.O.R.K.L.I.F.T. system:
Forklift
Observe
Rule the situation
Knockout your competition
Lift her into your arms
Initiate eye contact
Fuck
Target your next cargo
I... I think the mind trick is working on me. Which would imply that this actually is what I was looking for...
Which means not I, but Obi Wan was the degenerate pervert the whole time!
And as an unstoppable force of nature and chaos... you order some stuff online and get food delivered.
Behold! Our mundane god of meaningless is looking for ways to fill the void inside!
But don't worry those are one way mirrors
An API that unlocks DLC? That sounds like... wait what community is this? (looks around)
Is that a wooden IP address? Nice eye patch by the way. Cheers matey!
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