nick

joined 1 year ago
[–] nick@midwest.social 3 points 2 months ago

Larry Ellison can suck my dick.

[–] nick@midwest.social 10 points 2 months ago

“Too fucking bad”

[–] nick@midwest.social 11 points 2 months ago (4 children)

My guess is: the pedophilia. Just a guess though.

[–] nick@midwest.social 15 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Also what “salt water mist?” The Castro is inland, and it’s not like there are huge waves blasting clouds of mist into the air.

[–] nick@midwest.social 45 points 2 months ago

So I lived in SF for six years, and it was absolutely the dog piss that did it.

I know this because outside my apartment were two metal utility poles. One, right it outside the door, was the dog piss spot. The other, 20 feet away, was not.

Guess which one corroded and had to be replaced after three years? It was the one that absolutely reeked of dog piss right outside the door.

[–] nick@midwest.social 9 points 3 months ago (5 children)

Maybe you can let him sext and meet up with your kid then, fuckhead.

[–] nick@midwest.social 12 points 3 months ago

I’ll pass

[–] nick@midwest.social 3 points 4 months ago

100% agreed. She took it like a champ

[–] nick@midwest.social 27 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

I was just telling my wife this story last night: bout 15 years ago I was asleep next to my (now) ex gf. I was dreaming I was in a fight with my dad, and I punched my gf right in her back, on her spine. Didn’t really hurt her too badly but we both woke up and I apologized.

She took it shockingly well, I would have been much more angry.

[–] nick@midwest.social 11 points 4 months ago

No fuckin’ thanks.

[–] nick@midwest.social 20 points 5 months ago

The poor copyright holders. Won’t someone think of the corporations for once?

view more: ‹ prev next ›