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Nope.

if they realized the phones then were bricked after getting submerged in water like they used to.

This is not subjective, it's objectively false.

People are downvoting because the comment is flat-out wrong.

Phones became waterproof before removing headphone jacks became a trend. You're talking nonsense.

You were able to get to the bootloader with a fucked up bootloader?

Why not just use actual Gboard and revoke its internet permissions?

If only someone would write an article about it with those details in it.

Oh well.

That looks awesome!

This is the exact fucking harassment I get every fuckdamn time the bidet cultists catch wind, and I am so fuckdamn tired of it.

LMAO! "Why are people being mean to me just because I was being inflammatory??"

Fuck off with that disingenuous bullshit.

if you enjoy spraying fecal mist all over your bathroom

Nonsense.

simultaneously drenching every square inch of your ass

Skill issue.

I know how to wipe and my partners have never had an issue going down town for dinner and NONE of them were ever shy about informing me on my odor.

I'm supposed to be surprised to learn that you keep company that's just as disgusting as you are?

You just want license to make your anal fetish public and its disgusting.

Says the person literally, unpromptedly talking about their anal fetish...

And if you posted a picture of that sandwich in the sandwich community, it'd probably be upvoted.

So what point are you trying to make?

Based.

You still have to wipe though, right?

Yes, of course.

So? Just because you don't have skid marks doesn't mean you don't have a dirty, stinky ass.

Also has nothing to do with your claim. The idea that washing your ass after a shit is somehow worse than not washing it is literally one of the dumbest takes I've ever seen.

You're nasty as fuck, dude.