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ITT: hYdRaTe WiTh MiLk!?

Isn't milk more "liquid food" than a drink? It's meant to provide full nutrition to young, not provide fluids to an adult. Humans drinking milk in adulthood is the weird part.

I guess he's not the Top... uhh... Tío.

GASP!

You mean... Proper capitalism!?

I feel that someone with a large, heavy club could solve a few of our issues. Caveman tactics still work!

So the Bible is inappropriate for all students and there's several parents I need to report...

Me, staring at password puzzle: ...i'll just hotspot my laptop this one time...

Narrator: It wasn't one time.

"Liberal" is just another slur to them, like "woke."

Membership is going to be linked to your DNA, the register will prick your finger to make sure you're valid.

I made the mistake of thinking KSP was a game and not literal mother fucking rocket science.

There was a lot of explosions and no space.

School shootings aren't real, they're just made up by the woke liberal media to push the gay agenda and make kids shit in litter boxes.

(/s, just in case...)