pantyhosewimp

On macOS, with virtual desktops, it steals focus even on the desktop that it is not in! If I pick an empty desktop from Mission Control, then Finder should be the app with focus. J. F! C!! No other app fucks it up this badly. This also means I can never ever use command+tab to go back to the Teams window because it thinks that window is already showing. So every time I need to go back to view Teams, I need to go to Mission Control and go back to the desktop where it is really showing. Fuck! You! Microsoft!

Oh! When typing a message it underlines misspelled words but doesn’t do autocorrect or even suggestions. It just sits there staring at you. So you have to double click the word and retype the whole thing and hope you spell it right this time. J! F! C! Again, no other app integrates with macOS dictionary this poorly.

During screen sharing it puts a control bar across the top center of the screen which blocks 75% of the menu bar of the main running app in full screen. With no way to dismiss it early. I just have to sit there fuming for 300 seconds at the start of every screen share until it goes away.

We use 2FA, and the integration is miserable. It literally never has a clean login. The app always starts with an error banner about some unknown problem and there is a button to take some action. But what you don’t know is that in the background it is doing something for like 300 seconds quietly without telling you and when it is done then it will pop the beginning of 2FA. But also, if you are a damned fool and press that action button, it starts the whole secret process over again. You could probably enter an infinite loop of pressing the button and never being able to log in. And don’t tell me it’s our 2FA system because all the other apps work fine with it.

All I want are badges. This is asynchronous communications. When I reach a pause point I will check Teams for any new messages. But it won’t badge the app icon. So … oh fuck it! Spent too much time on this reply all ready

For a hill

men would kill

why they do not know

stiffened wounds test their pride

❓

I’m trying to invent a new one myself, but it’s not gaining any traction.

Example use: “You’re never going to defeat my build in PvP, you might as well dial 988.”

It only applies to the USA tho.

For the longest time in my life I didn’t realize that a conventional oven is different from a convection oven. Some regular size ovens have a convection mode even though they are also conventional.

I assume that’s why when someone finally came up with a decent word substitute for “convection” – that is air fryer – it sold well.

I prefer the original Pork Lips Now. It’s about literal grocery clerks who send a literal errand boy to literally collect on a bill.

In this case, my enemy’s enemy is also an enemy. Life ain’t easy for a poor righteous teacher.

Class: clerk

After reading their explanations to you I still don’t understand but I do now realize that there is no summary brief enough to make me give a shit.

This is one of the few areas that machine learning is actually good for.

https://www.cbc.ca/amp/1.4651392

Figuring out the chemistry of taste to come up with combos we haven’t thought of.

I swear, the next time I’m in the situation where someone is blaring their music in public I’m going to go out of my way to jam out with them and appreciate it.

I dare you to watch an original Transformers cartoon episode. Holy fuck, I’ve never been so exhausted in 15 minutes by a TV show.

They should do it on texture instead.

• Your red velvet cake is missing this one ingredient.
• Ten Seinfeld quotes about wearing velvet.
• Your mind will be blown by this analysis of “Blue Velvet”
• All the Easter eggs in Velvet Underground album covers
• The terrible origin of the phrase, ‘iron fist in velvet glove’

All with thumbnails of the narrator with a shocked face & an illustrated arrow pointing at something vague