Stop doing magnets.
Inanimate objects were never meant to be attracted to each other.
Years of sticking yet no real world use found.
Wanted to join things just for a laugh? We had a tool for that it was called glue.
"Magnetism and electricity are two sides of the same coin” "attraction decreases with the inverse square if distance” - statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged.
Look at what magnematicians have been demanding your respect for all this time with all the funding we have given them.
"hello I would like an invisible force please"
They have played us for absolute fools.
Yay! Love that Streisand effect.