tetris11

Cmon dude, what's most likely to be Skynet?

• Vim: Clearly evil, lightning fast. Relies on vimscript for any interactivity and can barely be used outside of the editor.

• Emacs: the hippie brain child of some of the brightest minds at the MIT AI lab, funded by military contracts. Slow, but uses a near-universal language that can easily escape the bounds of the editor, (and often does (, and holy shit where did those parentheses come from. (Oh no, it's becoming self-aware - fly you fools....!

(...once you learn the bindings)

they've changed those bindings now, Ctrl+S, Ctrl+X, Ctrl+V, and Ctrl+C all do what you think they do

holy shit! maybe it is....

"Please HAL , today's my birthday and it was my grandmas dying wish."

Can you imagine travelling in a toaster oven

I'm starting to warm up to Pokemon case, which would simplify functions like

• GottaCatchThemAll() to 🍚()

or

• this to ⚡ 🐹IchooseU

which I think we can all agree is much easier to read

raises beer

"Turn around!" they begged him, as he strode slowly towards the desert sun, but he knew enough of Lot and of Orpheus, that it would only bring them ruin if he did. So heavy was his heart, that he glanced back with melancholy love, and thus the fair city of San Francisco turned to salt. He kept on walking into that desert sun, a heavy heart keeping him anchored to calls of vultures naysaying his poor sense of direction....

~Honestly good riddance to both. I have never seen more narcissists in my life than I have in SF.~

This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

Uh huh. Yet somehow the NHS has no issue plastering its name next to Virgin.

I knew it