vzq

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[–] vzq@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 7 months ago

Lots of really large sites are horribly misconfigured. I had intermittent issues because one of the edge hosts in Netflix ‘s round robin dns did not do MTU discovery properly.

[–] vzq@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The sound of thousands of underpowered integrated graphics processors, their fans screaming in agony.

[–] vzq@lemmy.blahaj.zone 51 points 7 months ago (8 children)

You moved your mouse near the calendar? LET ME CREATE A MEETING FOR YOU!

You opened up a card from a planning board? LET ME TRUNCATE THE TITLE SO YOU CAN’T READ IT!

You opened a document? HAHA CAN’T DO THAT FROM YOUR IP BUT YOU WON’T GET AN ERROR MESSAGE JUST AN INFINITELY SPINNING DOODAD!

I wish they just copied better apps like the Microsoft of old did.

[–] vzq@lemmy.blahaj.zone 92 points 7 months ago (20 children)

Ngl teams is trash. Especially when IT keeps messing with settings they don’t understand.

[–] vzq@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 7 months ago

I mean, that is often how engineering school works out.

[–] vzq@lemmy.blahaj.zone 46 points 7 months ago (18 children)

What’s even the point of a virgin GF? Is this some bizarre “look but don’t touch” fetish?

[–] vzq@lemmy.blahaj.zone -1 points 7 months ago

I wish I shared your certainty

[–] vzq@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The nails in the NIN branded nail gun ammo crates in Quake sure as fuck weren’t nine inch long.

But they still gave enemies a….

Head like a hole 😎

[–] vzq@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

You are absolutely free to fuck yourself over by using a niche option plagued by weird problems.

Or you could, like, not do that.

[–] vzq@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

There is no Erwin the picture, is my point.

If you and op are dead set on smearing a guy based on his South Park impersonation, at least get the fucking name right.

[–] vzq@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)

NASCAR

That’s a small local car racing league in the U.S. btw ;)

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