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[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

One time I was walking along when I remembered a funny Simpsons episode and for some reason I said "You can turn a regular gun into five guns!" out loud.

There was an entire family staring at me.