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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon watches a scary movie with his gf (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Fleur_@lemm.ee 89 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I wish annon would let our gay yelps for me :3

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 27 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Hi.

[–] Fleur_@lemm.ee 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Hellooo

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 29 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

OHGODOHGOD I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO I DIDN'T THINK THIS WOULD WORK

[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 34 points 2 weeks ago

Show 'em your butthole!

[–] Fleur_@lemm.ee 30 points 2 weeks ago

I hope this interaction has given you the confidence to plan out your second line after saying hello :))

[–] RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I feel like that's the missing last sentence: Am meeting dudes now.

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

I am become gay yelp