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43 monkeys escape South Carolina research facility; police warn residents to secure doors and windows (www.cbsnews.com)

submitted 2 months ago by FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Is this that movie with Dustin Hoffman?

[–] Decoy321@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (2 children)

.... Rain Man?!?

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No Kung Fu Panda

[–] Decoy321@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Silly rabbit, Master Shifu is a red panda!

[–] xamirozar@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Outbreak

[–] Decoy321@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Thanks. I know, I was just making a silly joke.

[–] xamirozar@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

Me too. We all know it is clearly Hook :)