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Guys: Take a shower, shave and put on clean clothes before you meet with someone.
Hygiene is very sexy.
Also cologne. Never forget the cologne. Just a couple sprays.
Cologne sucks. It's not needed.
I'm cool if I can only faintly smell it, but when someone puts on too much it's eye watering and as you say, they'd be better without.
Cologne is to be discovered, not announced.
4 gallons minium, your doing it wrong if your eyes dont burn from the ~~teargas~~ cologne :P
This is genuinely hilarious to see the advice to wear some cologne getting down voted lmao