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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

Anon discovers how to cheat in school (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 year ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] reflex@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Can't wait to see how this guy has an affair.

[–] Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He matches with his own wife on Tinder

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

If you like piña coladas

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Or robs a bank

[–] InfiniteStruggle@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He goes there undercover as an employee and the bank just gives away money to him at the end of each month

[–] reflex@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

He goes there undercover as an employee and the bank just gives away money to him at the end of each month

Motherfucker, that's called a job!