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[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 95 points 5 days ago (28 children)

Theres a lot to unpack here, but really OP made a mistake by asking to go hiking. Thats a terrible first date idea and also isnt inherently date-y. Likely he was just missreading her kindness as flirting, but if he had asked her to dinner or coffee brunch it would've made his intentions more clear to her.

Not that it really matters because its fake and gay anyways.

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 21 points 4 days ago (6 children)

Why is hiking a bad first date? Its free and walking side by side makes it easier to talk casually + it makes you appear like someone who actually leaves the house.

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 17 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The whole purpose of ~~buying the boat~~ going on a hike in the first place was to get the ladies nice and ~~tipsy top side~~ alone, so we can take them to a nice comfortable place ~~below deck~~, and you know, they can't refuse...because of the implication.

[–] Quadhammer@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Are these women in danger?

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