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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon tries to manipulate Tinder (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I think this is an unrealized thought experiment by op. I don't believe the Chad he imagines has any relation to the man most woman are looking for.

[–] Zron@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Op creates profile that makes him look rich and stupid.

Gets targeted by bots using ai generated images of mildly attractive women.

Thinks he’s actually attracting human beings.

Anon still has never willingly gotten the attention of a human woman besides his mother

[–] where_am_i@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

And I'm telling ya his momma is a nice lady.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 4 points 2 weeks ago

A classy lady, even