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Anon loves proprietary tech (lemmy.ml)

submitted 3 days ago by TronNerd82@lemmy.ml to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 28 points 3 days ago (4 children)

prepares a morning shower

[–] secret300@lemmy.sdf.org 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

HAL begs anon "please take a shower"

[–] taladar@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago

"I am afraid I can't do that, Dave, not until you have taken a shower"

[–] TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz 13 points 2 days ago (2 children)

this was written by someone pretending they know how showers work

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 7 points 2 days ago

Notice he never actually enters the shower in this story.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 days ago

Written by AI, you bet?

[–] Quadhammer@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

Wall mounted mechanical dildo obviously

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Max had already turned on the shower for me, setting the water temperature right where I liked it. As I jumped into the steam-filled stall. Max switched the music over to my shower tunes playlist. I recognized the opening riffs of “Change,” by John Waite. From the Vision Quest soundtrack. Geffen Records, 1985.

Ready Player One had an AI that prepared his shower for him

[–] taladar@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago

setting the water temperature right where I liked it.

I have that too, it is called "having separate knobs for temperature and turning the water on and off" though I wouldn't exactly consider it AI.