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Anon has an idea to get laid (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 78 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I really thought anon had a plan here

[–] psmgx@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I mean having a lot of rock will get you laid, but not with tinder hotties

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

If your standards are low enough, even a bump could get you laid. You'll definitely get a variety of STDs though, and maybe get robbed as well.