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ISPs say their “excellent customer service” is why users don’t switch providers (arstechnica.com)

submitted 2 weeks ago by StrawberryPigtails@lemmy.sdf.org to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] 200ok@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Is this what the kids call delulu?

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I don't know. I'm 41. Is "delulu" french for "trolling asshole"? Because if these CEOs are trying to claim they have anything besides abysmal customer service, predatory pricing, and monopolistic business practices, then they're absolutely trolling.

They know what they are. It's intentional.

[–] 200ok@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

I think it's French for "enjoying the scent of their own farts".

[–] 200ok@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

A.k.a. delusional

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 2 weeks ago

Just from the context I think it's just a cutesy way of saying "delusional."