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[–] Undaunted@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You really have to get into that mercenary mindset. You're obviously not responsible for your actions, if you're just executing tasks someone else wants you to do. Smh

[–] voracitude@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

tfw you ask your toaster for consent before making toast

[–] Undaunted@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 months ago

Nah, that's why I wait for my wife to tell me to make toast so I can do that without. Mercenary mindset!