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[–] Waldowal@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago

Or, girl was flirting and op missed his big chance!:

girl: You didn't ask for consent.

op: [hands penis statue back] Can you show me?

girl: [asks penis for consent. Mimics penis responding 'yes' in Muppet voice. Proceeds to slowly and erotically apply condom while maintaining eye contact with op.]

op: I'm not getting it. Do you offer private tutoring?