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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon has the spirit (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] cerement@slrpnk.net 110 points 3 days ago (1 children)

well, first, you have to understand, MTV used to play music

[–] chunkystyles@sopuli.xyz 27 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'm sorry, sir. I'll get off your lawn ASAP!

[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

No wait, here's a lawn mower and 2 bucks!

[–] fossphi@lemm.ee 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Alright then, thanks for the gift!

[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

No, that's for mowing the lawn. Also I'll teach you the firm handshake that will get you hired.