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Anon dates a clown (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Batman@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think the pies they use to smack your face are usually just whip cream too

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Whip cream on a flexible paper plate, yes.

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 week ago

I usually use key lime pies in a borosilicate pie plate. Blood really goes well with the tartness of the limes.