Greentext

4591 readers

718 users here now

This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

founded 1 year ago

MODERATORS

Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

646

Anon meets a girl at a wedding (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

115 comments fedilink hide all child comments

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

To be honest though, there's always going to be a risk of birth defects if you're having more than 30 kids.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

If you have them like 5 at a time, you'll probably get a pretty good crop before age sets in.