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Anon meets a girl at a wedding (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"Got a rubber?"

"Nope, but I've got plenty of microplastics"

[–] DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Microplastic is stored in the balls

[–] pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It's my theory this is what will be what wipes out humanity, not climate change.

[–] Malfeasant@lemm.ee 1 points 1 week ago

Why not both?

[–] DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 week ago

Slowing ourselves down this way may be for the best. We’re starting to see inverted population age (more older than younger) in some countries, so we’ll need to solve that structural problem at least.