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[–] DontMakeMoreBabies@lemm.ee 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Oh man we did the Hapsburgs in my genetics class and it's so fucking gross how closely related those incestuous fucks were. First cousins as closely related on a genetic level as siblings.

Edit: LOOK AT THIS UGLY FUCKER! Even better - these genetic monstrosities still have money.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm not comfortable condemning them for their crippling genetic disabilities (except where they perpetuate it), but they did do the majority of leading countries involved in WWI. And not only do these fucks still have money, they fund modern fascist movements and hateful propaganda as well as still being politically influential. The head of the family is an ambassador for the country his family took from superpower to "I could've sworn you were the kangaroo country"

[–] DontMakeMoreBabies@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I have zero sympathy for these folks - their genetic problems are wholly self induced and they are a literal cancer on this species.

Fuck 'em.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Nobody chooses the circumstances of their birth

[–] DontMakeMoreBabies@lemm.ee -3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)