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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon tries to be attractive (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 6 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 68 points 6 days ago (1 children)

"Anon's a pretty nice guy, but it kinda weirds me out how he's always grabbing his butt and wincing in pain"

[–] RarePossum@programming.dev 26 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Hey, he could be gay and the bottom

[–] jrs100000@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago

That might explain why hes not having luck with the ladies

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 6 points 5 days ago (2 children)

girls at the bar don't like the idea of pegging on the first date

[–] djsoren19@yiffit.net 4 points 4 days ago

Hey if they don't, then they're clearly not the girl for me.

[–] Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 5 days ago

Hey, that's not – oh wait I don't go to bars