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Enterprising Texan pervert invents a dual-function gun-dildo that is constitutionally exempt from sex toy laws.
Pump action shotgun dildo
I have seen some interesting sawzalls online...
Even better would be a pump action shot gun dildo in the shape of a cross with a beautiful carved image of Christ on the cross on top of the shot gun.
I know it's not what you described but it reminded me of this:
....Jesus Christ
Dildo H Christ
That looks like a Pez dispenser ... but I don't think it dispenses candy
Extremely relevant YouTube short
A gun made entirely out of weed. Why hasn’t this been done before!
Cheech and Chong were on the right track with their weed van.