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Lakeland woman threatens insurance company, says ‘Delay, Deny, Depose’: police (www.wfla.com)

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[–] WhatThaFudge@lemmy.sdf.org 58 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Boston reportedly told detectives she used the phrase “because it’s what is in the news right now,” and that she had learned of the phrase due to the UnitedHealthcare homicide.

However, Boston added that she does not own any firearms and “was not a danger to anyone,” police said.

Boston was charged with threats to conduct a mass shooting or an act of terrorism, according to the affidavit.

“My client is 42, married mother of three. Never had any criminal charges or convictions. May you release her on her own recognizance,” her attorney Jim Headley said to a judge during her first appearance in court. However, the judge set her bond at $100,000, stating, “I do find that the bond of $100,000 is appropriate considering the status of our country at this point.”

3 Words that will get you charged with terrorism.

While denying people healthcare makes you a "hero" because you weren't born ultra wealthy.

This fucking timeline...

[–] BertramDitore@lemm.ee 1 points 2 days ago

Bret Stephens’ pieces often read like satire, but nope he’s just that out of touch. Such a shitty person.

[–] qaz@lemmy.world 14 points 5 days ago (1 children)

That article is satire right?

[–] Mannimarco@lemmy.world 18 points 5 days ago (1 children)

It is not

[–] qaz@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Well that's certainly an opinion then.

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 9 points 5 days ago

An opinion that gets him on the list.