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Anon doesn't like spears (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 10 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 38 points 10 months ago (1 children)

thrust, sure fine. It's okay.

Ineffective bonk or thwack? embarassing. humiliating. Just plain silly.

Tossing the whole damn spear? Amazing. Doubly so when you land a headshot.

BUT WHEN YOU COUCH THAT LANCE

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 8 points 10 months ago

BUT WHEN YOU COUCH THAT LANCE

Mount and Blade intensifies.