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Anon gets plastered (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 day ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 8 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

I work for a werehouse.

[–] stinky@redlemmy.com 1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I have a question

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Can it wait until the next full moon?

[–] stinky@redlemmy.com 1 points 3 hours ago

🏃🏠💨

[–] thawed_caveman@lemmy.world 7 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I work at a whorehouse

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Jelly

[–] thawed_caveman@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago

We do bulk and they're also werewolves, so it's a werewhore warehouse

There were some in Pompeii but they haven't been located yet, to this day archeologists don't know where the werewhore warehouses were