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Elon Musk reportedly set to have office space in the White House complex (www.msnbc.com)

submitted 2 weeks ago by return2ozma@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 52 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

American citizens, they're all fucked.

[–] superkret@feddit.org 13 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Introducing the S.P.I.T.R.O.A.S.T. Act...

[–] pivot_root@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago

Single-Person Identity Tokens Regulating Online Activity for Social Tradition. Along with a SSN, each American citizen will be assigned a unique token to verify their identity on the internet in accordance with the DANK Act (Digital Activities Need Knowledge).

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago

You give him too much credit, he doesn't have that much creativity. He would call it Doge-420-69, because that's the only joke he knows.