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Progresso launches Soup Drops, a hard candy that's 'soup you can suck on' (www.nbcnews.com)

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[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 38 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (2 children)

I've already gone over the fact that they are, in fact, gross, and you won't want to try more than one. But the thing is, if you buy a container, you can bring it to your friends and family and say, "Hey, want to try a salty drop that's supposed to taste like chicken noodle soup? They're gross."

Or, take them into the doctor/dentist/bank office and mix them into the bowl of hard candies.

[–] don@lemm.ee 15 points 7 hours ago

That’s so evil, lol, I love it

[–] finley@lemm.ee 4 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

If I did that, my dentist would definitely know it was me., Lol

[–] Bronzebeard@lemm.ee 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

What kind of evil dentists has hard candies available in their lobby?

[–] finley@lemm.ee 1 points 1 hour ago

Just the regular evil kind