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Billionaire Anti-Aging Zealot Shares Data on Son’s Erections (www.thedailybeast.com)

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[–] Internetexplorer@lemmy.world 0 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

I think that the food industry don't want you to be healthy and smear campaigns like this are attacking this guy

[–] futatorius@lemm.ee 2 points 4 days ago

If you're referring to the gay couple who run my favorite chocolatiers, they're not smearing anything but fondant.

My advice to you: don't listen to the voices and get off the internet.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

The ...gay food industry?
I don't even know where to begin digesting that one.

[–] Vandals_handle@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Although saliva starts the digestion process, you have to swallow for it to finish.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 2 points 4 days ago

Lol he edited out "the gay food industry" from the comment

[–] kescusay@lemmy.world 0 points 4 days ago

Looks like that was a mistake and he removed the "gay" reference. Not sure what he actually intended to write, though.