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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon has an antique revolver (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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Not green, but sort of feels green

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[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 5 months ago

Can you imagine if that was your superpower. You just walk around and not machines, not tools, but guns specifically get disassembled in your presence.

Should send that person on a tour around the entire country and then appoint them ambassador to Israel. Especially if their superpower extends to other weapons as well.