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[–] ragebutt@lemmy.dbzer0.com 128 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Anon is slowing disarming America

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 28 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Can you imagine if that was your superpower. You just walk around and not machines, not tools, but guns specifically get disassembled in your presence.

Reminds me of a Nancy Kress story about a group of suburban terrorists who go around with a "dissambler" (nanotech) that erodes machinery in order to undermine a nanny state government that tries to keep a lid on technology. It eventually comes down to an arms race between different tech factions, and the idea of government is dissolved completely as the world descends (ascends?) into an anarchic-commune type situation.

[–] vithigar@lemmy.ca 15 points 2 days ago

There's a Ray Bradbury short story called A Piece of Wood about a man who invents a device that rapidly decomposes any modern weapon in his vicinity. It doesn't end well for him.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

Christopher Walken in Seven Psychopaths, but he's a reality straightener.

[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What’s the name of the story?

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 days ago

I think it's the third or fourth book in the Beggars in Spain series

Can you imagine if that was your superpower. You just walk around and not machines, not tools, but guns specifically get disassembled in your presence.

Should send that person on a tour around the entire country and then appoint them ambassador to Israel. Especially if their superpower extends to other weapons as well.

[–] hairyfeet@lemmy.ml 79 points 2 days ago (2 children)

There's an old saying in Tennessee - I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee - that says, fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again.

[–] Classy@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 days ago

Now watch this drive

[–] Pringles@lemm.ee 7 points 2 days ago

Nuclear presidential quotes

[–] HollowNaught@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

I'll always be surprised that you can just go into a pawn shop and buy a revolver in America

I'm assuming this is set in America, at least

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 42 points 2 days ago

Anon should just buy a 3rd gun and take it apart

[–] bluewing@lemm.ee 15 points 2 days ago

Antique firearms are often fiddly to take apart, repair and reassemble. After all, they weren't the most optimized designs and often required a lot of hand fitting to get things to work as compared to today. But they aren't that complex nor were they designed like an iPhone to be near impossible to take apart and reassemble.

But, like most mechanical things, you really only need to be 5% smarter than the machine to actually work with it. A high bar for some I suppose.

[–] HBK@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 2 days ago (3 children)

It does look kind of complicated, but with less than 100 parts how hard could it be?

https://www.americanrifleman.org/media/bywncijv/2021swmodel29rev_parts-487x1024.jpg

Probably a fake post (b/c 4Chan), but maybe they got stuck at a specific section of the rebuild?

[–] Hubi@feddit.org 33 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That's a lot more parts than I expected tbh

[–] MNByChoice@midwest.social 13 points 2 days ago

I intended to make a joke about leaving the screws out, but there are only 5. (Plus nuts and bolts.)

10 springs though. A lot more than I anticipated.

[–] ragebutt@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 days ago

I used to do a lot of repair stuff and I posted a lot on the associated subreddits and stack exchanges related to the topic. I’ve seen a lot people with things much less complex than this post pictures like “how do I put it back together??? They’d get detailed instructions from people on how to do it, then post angry replies that people basically weren’t doing it for them and (I assume) give up

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 days ago

He probably lost piece 69 and forgot to nut

[–] Jamablaya@lemmy.today 19 points 2 days ago

sigh. See all those rivets? i doubt he drilled them out to enable that level of disassembly.

[–] don@lemm.ee 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Why have one problem when you can just as easily have two problems of the exact same kind? Efficiency, if you ask me.

[–] SeekPie@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

And if you now fix one of the problems, you resolved two problems at once. Efficiency!

[–] don@lemm.ee 4 points 2 days ago

I see you assumed that two exact copies of the same problem required the exact same solution for both. If you will, allow me to show you where you went completely wrong.

[–] atro_city@fedia.io 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That's why you film yourself doing these things and then play it in reverse.

[–] EvacuateSoul@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

Yes and use a tacklebox organizer to drop pieces in order

[–] mx_smith@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

He should have looked up the breakdown on ifixit.

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works -5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

it doesn't look that complicated but I guess I'd have to have been born white in the states to have disassembled a real gun

[–] Texas_Hangover@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You dont have to be White to own a firearm here you race-baiting asshat.

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works -4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

sure but then the cops will shoot your dog or your kid.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

They don't care if black people have a gun to do that

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

While white people do own a lot of guns, so do non-white people in the U.S. it's something like half the white people, and a 1/3 of the non -white.

Which is funny to think about with neighborhoods. If there are 125 houses in your neighborhood, odds are you are surrounded by 50 guns before you leave the neighborhood. Obviously it doesn't always work that way because some neighborhoods are less likely to have them. (125 was the number in my neighborhood growing up, so I guess why that's the number that popped in my head first)

[–] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

You're talking about the number of people who have a gun, but not talking about the number of guns that they have!

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Well I do keep 6 under my pillow, 1 felt lumpy so I just flip them around trigger to trigger and it makes your pillow feel level.

Edit to put /s

[–] MrShankles@reddthat.com 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

American here

No /s needed. It's definitely more comfortable that way, as well as more efficient for going from zero to guns akimbo before your blurry-sleepy eyes can even clear up. And by the time you mag dump two of them and can now see cleary... you don't even have to reload! Just grab the next pair and unload.

6 is bare minimum, in my opinion. Gotta have at least 8 under an overstuffed pillow, so that you'll have plenty of cover fire while you go for the armory that's built into the boxspring

Do you have a spouse? Cause now you're rocking 4 at a time, with 12 more at ready... that's before you even have to make a move for the heavier firepower

Good luck walking into my house, cause I'll be damned if the kids ain't just as prepared... we make sure to teach 'em right and teach 'em young!

Wakes up in the morning walking outside: