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Anon signs up for a 5k (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 86 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Why would OP's wife not just sign herself up if she was going to run? Or realise something was off when her partner told her that they'd done it for her. "Hello, I'd like to sign my wife up for this run. Oh no, I won't be participating myself." Feels kind of weird. But this a 4chan post so can't possibly be fake or gay.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

Fake: OP can barely get from the chair to the bathroom, no way they're running anywhere.

Gay: OP's "wife" is a their regular pizza delivery person, which is a dude. The friendly banter at the door got weird quick.