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Anon becomes a shrimp farmer (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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honorary greentext

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[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 34 points 5 months ago (11 children)

In America, just buy a load of chickens and do this with eggs.

[–] 2piradians@lemmy.world 26 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Silly goose, everyone knows shrimp is much more valuable than eg--

Heavens to betsy, you're right

[–] stringere@sh.itjust.works 10 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Shrimps is bugs

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

Now I just need to find a pod to live in.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

so tasty bug

[–] iSeth@lemmy.ml 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Bugs taste like shrimp

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 5 months ago

yummmm

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