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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Okay, at this point it’s the fault of the police for thinking THAT THING is a Samurai sword. It looks too outlandish for Lord of the Rings.

Obviously, the correct way to determine the owner would have been a contest to see who could do the best Final Fantasy cosplay.