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Ozzy Osbourne is still alive?! ...we need an autopsy crew to just start following him around 24/7. Whatever trial-of-the-grass shit all those drugs did to his body, there's some Witcher level mutagens going on here that we would do well to investigate when he finally does die.
Yes and he has a podcast too. That's how I found out that the entire Osborne family are Trump supporters. Fuck Ozzy.
Huh... honestly didn't know anything about Ozzy other than he's a drug cocktail and his voice is squeaky (always mildly annoyed when Black Sabbath comes on). That's disappointing. Yeah, fuck Ozzy.
Keith Richards and Steve Tyler have joined the chat.
https://i.chzbgr.com/original/9353584896/h214C5071/funny-meme-about-leaving-the-world-a-good-place-for-willie-nelson-and-keith-richards
Keith Richards is 81 and Willie Nelson is 91, in case anyone was wondering.
" 'sleeping like this will add 10 years to your life. I learned that from Ozzy Osbourne. Perhaps it is the reason that he cannot be harmed by natural weapons...'
it's nit just the drugs. He's also got Parkinsons and some other neurological desease, can't recall which ottomh
Invincible!
Doctors confirm: Parkinson's is now being treated for Ozzy Osbourne.
I mean, Black Sabbath is doing a huge show soon.
??? they had 2 tours that were supposed to be "the last one" already
They're doing a one time festival for charity, inviting Metallica, Slayer, Pantera, Gojira, Alice In Chains, Mastodon and many more.
https://www.avfc.co.uk/concerts/back-to-the-beginning/
ahh, neat!
TIL Ozzy is a witcher.
Not witcher but Neanderthal .