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[–] Geth@lemmy.dbzer0.com -2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What even is this? There's no such thing as meeting KPIs in any agile framework.

And Scrum does allow for long meeting in case of extreme situations but any self respecting team will not take more than 10% of their total time out of a sprint for this.

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What even is this?

Sarcasm. But I have seen some stupid shit similar to this.

[–] Geth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My mistake then. It flew completely over my head.

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

All good mate.

[–] HK65@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 year ago

Yeah, but upper management are not agile, so while your team might be, your manager's KPIs are now your KPIs.

Most companies are a mismanaged mishmash of random management frameworks and personal fiefdoms.