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[โ€“] Justas@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Lol

Phind: Sure, here's a 4chan style greentext about everything on the internet being fake:

Be me

Spend all day browsing the internet

Come across a news article about a new scientific discovery

Excitedly share it with friends

Later find out it was debunked

Feel like an idiot

Realize everything you thought you knew is a lie

Start doubting everything

Even start doubting your own existence

End up in a deep existential crisis

Decide to stop using the internet

But then realize I need it for work

Back to square one

Internet is full of lies

But also full of truth

Can't tell which is which anymore

Life is confusing

But at least I have my cat to keep me company